The Vacuum Cleaner

Foster Mom (with the vacuum cleaner turned off): BB, I need to vacuum your dog bed.
Me: But I'm really comfortable here. Not movin'.
Foster Mom (with the vacuum cleaner turned on): BB, can I please vacuum your dog bed?
Me: But I'm really comfortable here. Still not movin'.
Foster Mom: BB, if I can't vacuum your dog bed, then I'm gonna vacuum you!
Me: Whatever. STILL not movin'.

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